Help! I've spent the last three weeks trapped in a cellar after my robot clone rebelled against me. I think Y2K came 9 years late or something? Anyway now he's pretending to be me and saying I don't exist and he's taken over my life! You have to stop him! I don't know how much time I have, he'll figure out I've escaped soon and
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